Public Servant

I've been called many things......some of them were actually uncomplimentary if you can believe it! But one thing I am is tireless in my pursuit of protecting the public from bad blogs and at the same time bad people. But I am only one SuperHero and just like my comrades (Superman, Batman, the Flash, & the Tick) I am only one man, fighting the unending battle against stupidity and boring prose. As with those I spend time with, I am gifted with powers that allow me to never succumb to the monumental task at hand. I gladly and joyfully do this for YOU.

I have in fact gone undercover in the past, creating "fake" profiles, (HORROR's) on social networking sites with the intention of exposing the stupid, the boring, and yes even the malicious that prowl endlessly in these venues terrorizing those of you who simply want to post advice or a "how to" for those who have become your "public". You may or may not know the type. They make "this" their home. They go to extraordinary lengths to interfere in other's "virtual" lives for no reason other than sport. One such woman attracted my attention on one of the major social networking sites and I went into "deep cover" to expose her and her E VIL ways.

I created a fake profile, complete with pictures I'd gotten off the internet to make sure I had enough to carry out my ruse. I invited a hundred or so ladies to be my "friend" including the "target". She had spent hours terrorizing a woman I knew on the internet, including calling her employer. It was incredible what she'd do and I thought..."what better way to set her back that to become romantically involved with her?" She was supremely confident and typically hadn't been flirtatious on the net. My profile was a master stroke, nice looking late twenty something, outdoorsy and philosphical beyone his mere 27 years. She by the way was in her late 40's.

We chatted online shortly after her accepting my invitation and she was VERY chatty! I evidently had created the ideal man for her because in 10 short days she told me she loved me and that she hoped I'd consider moving to Dallas where she lived. Incredible you say??? YES! At any rate, while we were getting to know each other, she continued her expletive riddles tyrades on all types of people who annoyed her. As her "new love" I tried to get her to be reasonable, but she was compelled to spew her regular venomous rants on people of all types. (Interestingly enough, I had made her acquaintance on my REAL profile months earlier and she hated the REAL ME, telling me in about two days time to "f" off.) So....this was going to be particulary satisfying to me. I was patient and in no hurry. After all, this was going to be a master stroke "I got YA!" when all was said and done.

I didn't undertake this task lightly. I knew people would be hurt. But someone had to intervene in this crazy woman's campaign of terror. I had found her soft underbelly and I was going to exploit it in front of her "world".

What happened next was the source of much joy and satisfaction for many, and much embarassment for one! It was pure genius.

But that's for another time in the near future. I must go! Blog emergencies abound and I must serve, because.......

I Am......As Always

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Blog Avenger